GLOBAL WARMING by Philip Philmar
If you’re hunkered on the ice pack And it’s where you want to be You won’t be there for much longer ’Cause of warming, globally.
If you live in coastal regions ’Cause you really like the sea There’ll be much more sea to play in ’Cause of warming, globally.
If you’re perched on top of high ground With floods, peripherally You’ll find you’re not so high now ’Cause of warming, globally.
If you prefer to drive your car To get from A to B And you rev and roar and choke and cough in petroleum fuelled glee It seems that those emissions Will not improve conditions While asthma clogs your lungs and throat Your driveway will become a moat If swimming’s not your thing, please note That very soon you’ll need a boat ’Cause of warming, globally.
The good news is we won’t get cold We’ll all bask gloriously In solar haze and toxic rays Thanks to warming, globally. | ||||