DA NEW BLING DALEK RAP

(Dey is back, dey fly, bling design, man!)

by Philip Philmar

 

We is gonna exterminate ya

Cos we is grea’a

You is da Docta

Well we say foc ya

You ain't ‘got da right’

Or da might

You can't fight us

So good night!

We is from Skaro

We don't need a car-o

Cos now we can fly

High in da sky (ai!)

Shoot billions of volts

We shit nuts an' bolts

You’re right to be wary

We so scare-ee

You hide behind da settee

Make your pants wettee

Got a rubba plunger

Pretty good to lunge-ya

Or stick down a drain

When it blocks, it's a pain...

 

Havin’ trouble wiv da plumbin’ on Skaro – 

what wiv da tin foil toilet paper,

an’ flushin’ da Brillo pads

what da lady Daleks usin’...

Yo!

 

We is comin' again

Like rusty rain

We're a stain on da universe

We're da curse

Loud an terse

And what's worse

We now talk in ve-e-e-e-rse!

 

YO! EXTERMINAY-SHUN!

Poetry

Poetry